WORLD -1

[monoguests]

[...huh, didn’t you die? Well, maybe you didn’t. You might wake up feeling like you just woke up from a really vivid nightmare that you can still sort of feel the effects of or something… sure, you’re still in your old cabin, but maybe you can go out and see everyone?

...except when you go out, while it seems like the same old camp, things are a little… strange and pixelated. Also, the walls seem to have come down, but if you try to cross the barriers of where the walls were, you’ll find yourself right back at your cabin door.

Welcome to World -1, kids. You’re probably going to be here a while… and you may not actually be alone, either.]

[OOC: Welcome to the wonderful world of post-death sidequesting! "Sidequesting," you may ask? Well... you'll get an explanation soon enough.]

Comments

[shslmooks]

[It fits just fine if his plan really is to make a ladder. If he was playing an actual game, he'd be fried. A matching s-shaped block descends.]

[effectivefacekicking]

[Look the prize is up, so he's going up- as far as he knows the 'puzzle' is how to avoid the vanishing. Someone buy this child a gameboy

He moves to the first tower and glances up to see how much further he needs to go before dodging this newest block]

[shslmooks]

[About 2 or 3 more blocks.]

[effectivefacekicking]

[Sounds good, he sets this s down and moves to the next tower to wait for the next one]

[shslmooks]

[Next on the shitlist is another T.]

[effectivefacekicking]

[He debates the safe course of settling it so it's lip is on top ... but instead lets it settle at it's tallest point- then glides back over on top of it, having to grab the edge and scramble up. Maybe he can jump and reach the shard?

[monoguests]

[He would if it were not for the giant wrecking ball that swings at the shard and knocks it, and some of the blocks, away. Might want to watch it here, Pittoo.]

[effectivefacekicking]

Whoa! No!

[He flares his wings and manages to change his jump just enough to not get hit. Where did the shard go!?]

[eggmobile]

[The shard is knocked clean across the room, hitting the wall (and thankfully not breaking). Pittoo won't have much time to think about it, however, as the owner of the wrecking ball becomes clear:

He's an egg-shaped individual who descends from a hole in the ceiling in some sort of...pod. The wrecking ball swings idly from a chain connected to the pod.]

Ho-ho! I see you managed to get past my Tetronimo defense system! No matter, you have no chance of taking my shard!

[squidsisterpink]

[What holy hell is all of this?

Well no matter, Callie will be turning up the cute, to try to charm the egg-shaped man.]

But we reeeeeeeeally need that! If it's yours, can we possibly trade for it?

[eggmobile]

[Egg Seduction: Failed]

Fat chance, sister! A scientific mind like mine needs that shard far more than you do!

[willpunchyouout]

[Hey everybody! Or not. Mac is wandering around because what else is one supposed to do in dead people camp. Mac notices something odd in the computer room. A hole on the wall leading to who knows where, to be more precise]

'ey! Anybody 'round here?

[effectivefacekicking]

Mac, we got a problem!

[Oh look a fat mustacheo man]

[theothersissel]

[What the heck is going on and...oh. Oh. The egg person is a thing.]

[Yomiel looks really unimpressed, though.]

...I hear commotion and it's this? [He scoffs.] And here I thought there would be a big threat or something instead of...an oddly shaped man.

[eggmobile]

The only thing oddly-shaped here is your hair!

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[WHO IS THIS GUY. WHAT IS HE DOING HERE. WHAT IS GOING ON.

Gosh, this is what she gets for heading towards the commotion. So confusing-wait. Did he just mention a shard?]

And what, pray tell, do you need it for?

[eggmobile]

To get me out of this blasted dump, of course!

[But before he can be questioned any further about this, he's already on the attack against Pittoo.]

[tsungeonsanddragons]

[YOU MEN AND YOUR FIGHTING.]

[effectivefacekicking]

[you guys have fun questioning the egg: he's slipping over to the shard.]

[eggmobile]

[YEAH NOPE ABOUT THAT PITTOO THERE'S A MISSILE HEADING YOUR WAY NOW]

[effectivefacekicking]

[NOT TODAY SATAN HADES!

He dodge rolls behind one of the tetris towers. Man all his hard work is just getting wreaked today, isn't it?]

Everyone, get behind cover!

[squidsisterpink]

[No need to tell her twice. She's diving for cover as well.]

[effectivefacekicking]

Callie, you're a squid... can you shoot ink?

[He might be planning on the fly here this is ridic why is a fat guy shooting at them he didn't die for this kinda stress]

[squidsisterpink]

Are you squidding? Of course I can!

[There is always time for a squid pun or two.]

[effectivefacekicking]

[He snorts]

Okay, stick with me. When we get the chance I'll need you to try and blind him. I hope your aim is good.